Have you ever seen anything like this before?

You may have heard about the bus decapitation that took place earlier in the week. If not, you are so lucky.

Lindy: dear canadian bus

me: UMMMNMOOWENOENOENOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no thank you

Lindy: THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY QUESTION

me: NO THANK YOU

Lindy: W

T

F

that story ruined my life

me: well

they talked to some canadian about it on CNN

and he was SO CALM

Lindy: I WATCHED IT

I WATCHED THAT SHIT I THINK

i watched some canadian talk about it

me: "yes, and then he carried the head off the bus and dropped it on the ground"

Lindy: yes

me: OH REALLY

DID HE

Lindy: OH

OKAY

me: DID HE JUST CARRY THE HEAD OFF THE BUS

AND THEN DROP IT ON THE GROUND?

CAN HE CARRY THIS URINE OUT OF MY PANTS ALSO?

CAN HE?

Lindy: on the one i watched, the interviewer was like "had you ever seen anything like this before?"

and the dude was like, "ummm, have i ever watched anyone get decapitated before? NO!"

OF COURSE NOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

me: GET OUT OF HERE

PLEASE

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FECES IN MY UNDAPANTZ

Lindy: DEEZ UNDAPAYANTZ R FECEZ'D NOW

That is journalism. For you.