Anyway:
Melissa to me
Subject: DENIM OVERCOAT ALERT
I REPEAT-there is a denim overcoat alert in the Chicago area. The victim was spotted at the Monroe train stop wearing a light blue denim overcoat-to the knees. Use caution around this area.
Meagan to Melissa
Subject: Re: DENIM OVERCOAT ALERT
OMG---please tell me it was Britney and Justin circa 1999!!!
Melissa Gill to me
Subject: Re: DENIM OVERCOAT ALERT
No man, it wasn't an EPIC denim overcoat, it was a "I'm gonna molest all your children wearing nothing but this" kind of coat.
Like this, but longer, and LIGHTER.
