Idiot Bear

Today was parte deux of the Seattle Kennel Club's all breed shows at the Qwest Event Center. Of course I went, with—who else—the the fucking Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds.

It was great, duh, and there were sample dogs all over the place whose little heads were available for scratching.

But the King of the Dog Show was this...thing. This idiot son of a retarded stuffed bear:


Video here.

Fluffy diagonal butts are not breed standard, sir.