Lindy: dear canadian busme: UMMMNMOOWENOENOENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOno thank youLindy: THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY QUESTIONme: NO THANK YOULindy: WTFthat story ruined my lifeme: wellthey talked to some canadian about it on CNNand he was SO CALMLindy: I WATCHED ITI WATCHED THAT SHIT I THINKi watched some canadian talk about itme: "yes, and then he carried the head off the bus and dropped it on the ground"Lindy: yesme: OH REALLYDID HELindy: OHOKAYme: DID HE JUST CARRY THE HEAD OFF THE BUSAND THEN DROP IT ON THE GROUND?CAN HE CARRY THIS URINE OUT OF MY PANTS ALSO?CAN HE?Lindy: on the one i watched, the interviewer was like "had you ever seen anything like this before?"and the dude was like, "ummm, have i ever watched anyone get decapitated before? NO!"OF COURSE NOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTme: GET OUT OF HEREPLEASESOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FECES IN MY UNDAPANTZLindy: DEEZ UNDAPAYANTZ R FECEZ'D NOW
That is journalism. For you.