Saturday, August 2, 2008

Have you ever seen anything like this before?

You may have heard about the bus decapitation that took place earlier in the week. If not, you are so lucky.

Lindy: dear canadian bus
me: UMMMNMOOWENOENOENOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no thank you
Lindy: THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY QUESTION
me: NO THANK YOU
Lindy: W
T
F
that story ruined my life
me: well
they talked to some canadian about it on CNN
and he was SO CALM
Lindy: I WATCHED IT
I WATCHED THAT SHIT I THINK
i watched some canadian talk about it
me: "yes, and then he carried the head off the bus and dropped it on the ground"
Lindy: yes
me: OH REALLY
DID HE
Lindy: OH
OKAY
me: DID HE JUST CARRY THE HEAD OFF THE BUS
AND THEN DROP IT ON THE GROUND?
CAN HE CARRY THIS URINE OUT OF MY PANTS ALSO?
CAN HE?
Lindy: on the one i watched, the interviewer was like "had you ever seen anything like this before?"
and the dude was like, "ummm, have i ever watched anyone get decapitated before? NO!"
OF COURSE NOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
me: GET OUT OF HERE
PLEASE
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FECES IN MY UNDAPANTZ
Lindy: DEEZ UNDAPAYANTZ R FECEZ'D NOW


That is journalism. For you.

6 comments:

laksmi said...

see? It's not easy being a bus driver. You put up with all kinds of nonsense.

Molly said...

Holy Shitballz!

laksmi said...

oh and I like that you have a categorie for 'feces'

laksmi said...

category. didn't mean to be so french.

Meags said...

Sometimes we are feeling tres French! This cannot be helped!

laksmi said...

oh! now I must use the, how you say?, passage du person!