During the election, a precious fucking child named Damon Weaver became BFFs hardcore with Joe Biden. They "literally" are best friends, for the rest of time.
Then Damon Weaver did something even cuter:
Damon Weaver did this because he wants me to start crying a bunch. You may consider your mission accomplished.
Anyway, wish granted, Damon Weaver! NOW YOU GET TO BE HISTORICAL PALS WITH OBAMA AT THE INAUGURATION, IN YOUR FACE AMERICA.