During the election, a precious fucking child named Damon Weaver became BFFs hardcore with Joe Biden. They "literally" are best friends, for the rest of time.
Then Damon Weaver did something even cuter:
Damon Weaver did this because he wants me to start crying a bunch. You may consider your mission accomplished.
Anyway, wish granted, Damon Weaver! NOW YOU GET TO BE HISTORICAL PALS WITH OBAMA AT THE INAUGURATION, IN YOUR FACE AMERICA.
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Really all I'm interested in is the one-on-one basketball game. I just want to see Obama's legs. I bet he has great legs.
i want him to carry damon weaver around in a baby bjorn for the next four years. who needs a bald eagle when we have damon weaver?
Dammit! Before I read your comment I had written one referencing carrying around Damon in my pocket after shrinking him down to fit...alas the Baby Bjorn makes so much more sense! Thanks for sharing!
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