Sunday, February 15, 2009

Body Massage

"Would it be possible for me to send you some information about our extra-curricular programs that provide training to children who are interested in massaging dogs?"



"What?"

"We're a member of the International Association of Animal Massage & Bodywork. The PetMassage for Kids™ program teaches children the basic hands-on skills of canine massage. They learn the basic handling, touching, holding, stroking, and other PetMassage techniques with their stuffed dogs. Confidence in their new abilities grows while important psycho-social skills develop naturally."

"Please send me more information immediately."

6 comments:

Gilltron said...

Fucking hippies.

Meags said...

i bet you anything that dog is not vaccinated.

Molly said...

Such haunting eyes...

Meags said...

that dog has gone mad with massage fever. mad i say, mad!

M. Murphy said...

Someone looks like they are cheating on their German Shepard wife...

laksmi said...

omg, I am glad you guys are screening the calls now