Wednesday, May 7, 2008

"As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you."

As hard as I try, I know I'll never be as funny as US Weekly: "Tom Hanks has joined the ranks of Oprah Winfrey—and Heidi Montag—in making a public endorsement for president." Finally, after years of hard work, Tom Hanks's name can be mentioned favorably along side Heidi Montag.


Did I ever say anything untoward about Hanks? Because if I did, I'm taking it back. I'm taking it ALL back.


Lindy said...

He really is America's sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

wow. At first i thought i would vote for Obama because he was 5/5ths of a human being. Now I'm voting for him because Tom Hanks is an official celebrity.